So, Shell is starting its ad campaign promoting its upcoming destruction of the arctic in search for more oil. Because they’re idiots, they decided to open their server to an ad contest to see who could come up with the best ad. Shell underestimated the internet, so here’s my six favorite Shell Ad Campaign Trolls.

HAHA! This is awesome. 

Funny cause it’s true.


[image: a screenshot of microsoft notepad with a secret written in it. Text: “Every now and then I wish that I was a man, I wish I was seen as a man, I wish people spoke of me as if I was a man. I want to grow facial hair and have a deep voice, I want a flat chest and a dick. But I don’t know what dysphoria feels like and I don’t think I could go through a transition. Because I sometimes like being a women also and sometimes I want to mix the two. I want to wear a dress and still call myself a man. I think I might be genderqueer but I don’t know. When I told all this to my closest friend he didn’t understand and he only made me feel worse and even more alone than I already had. I don’t think I fit in the trans* community but I also don’t know what I am. I just… don’t know.”